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Growing Up Magic
01:45
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Sometimes I miss being at Hogwarts
But the ministry suits me so much better these days
So for now I'm employed as an auror
Trying to make the death eaters go away
We all lost people we love at the battle of hogwarts
We need to do what we can to stay strong
Growing up is what I'm worst at
And we're not, so different that way
Growing up is what your'e worst at
I know that we'll get it right some day
Sometimes I hate doing magic
But muggle studies wasn't my best subject in school
I was better at transfiguration, charms, potions, and apparation
But I still feel I've got a long way to go
I'm always finding magic ways to
get myself through these murky days
Growing up is what I'm worst at
And we're not, so different that way
Growing up is what your'e worst at
I know that we'll get it right some day
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Muggle Dueling Club
01:51
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dragon heartstring core in my 10 inch yew, but I'm ditching this wand and coming after you
I don't need to curse and i don't need to hex, I just need these fists - so stop trying to flex
I've always been the best in my class, learning everything I need to pass
but don't worry I am more than qualified to kick your ass
so just meet me after class, and we'll fight in the grass
by that big willow tree, handing out whompings for free
so come along now, you've marked our path i'll strike this match and we can explode
Put your wand down, we don't need spells, there's no way in hell I'm going to let you go
I can't believe that thing you said, I wish you and your friends were dead
If I could end you right now I swear I'd find a way how to pull it off without dementers kissing me now you're all covered in mud, damn right i'm a fucking mudblood, pal
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Is This Thing Still On?
02:16
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we haven't spoken, since I dropped out of Hogwarts
I passed the newts then peaced the fuck out
I guess I've broken, whatever strung us together
I guess I can see what all the fuss is about
And I know, it's kind of hard to deal with my shit
But I hope you're not completely over it
I mean 2 years is nothing, 2 years is nothing
I'm the punchline to a joke I set up months ago
this happens to me all of the time
So at lunch time, meet me at the leaky cauldron
And I'll fill you in on all these secrets of mine
I am sorry for everything that I have fucked up
And I'm sorry you are always caught up
In these delusions of mine, confused all the time
I'm sorry that you were a part of this
I want to magic us back to the start of this
And I don't know why I had to run away
But I'm sorry as fuck for it every day
I'm sorry that you were a part of this
Even though I warned you at the start of this
I don't know why you didn't stay away
But I'm thankful as fuck for it every day
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Don't you think it's funny how purebloods hate our guts?
Yet at academics and quidditch we are kicking their butts and they get
so freaking mad about it, they just want to shout about it now
but we're still great
And for the purebloods now it's just a downward spiral
All their fear and jealousy has made them homicidal
And now they seem so out of touch oh no they're falling so fast
When they're surrounded by mudbloods beating them in class
I don't think their views can last
oh no they're rotting away
I bet they learn to keep their mouths shut someday
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You are my hermoine, and I am your Ron
I can't do mathematics, but I can write you a song
Clad with wizard references, but I know you love this stuff
Not since the battle at hogwarts castle, has life been this tough
but I love you, yes I love you
I could find you in the library, you'd find me in the great hall
You'd have books under your arm, I'd have no books at all
But you'd know I loved you from the way I'd sit and stare
And I'd know you loved me too, it shows in how much you care
if we were wizards, if we went to hogwarts
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